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The Big Knot:
He thinks the bigger the knot in his tie better! He may
be quite arrogant and doesn’t care who knows, or
he's just a little shy and is trying to hide it. Everything
he has is big and flash – especially the knot in
his tie.
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Mr Chicken Choker:
His tie knot is pulled as tight as it’ll go, reflecting
the stress bundled up within him. Keep a wide berth –
if his knot gets any tighter something might snap. |
Sid Stains:
He’s spilled beer down his tie during a liquid
lunch – and is that a bit of Weetabix you can
see? His ties are dirty, and they never make it to the
dry cleaners. If he’s this bad with his ties,
when did he last change his sheets?
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The Tie Tucker:
He’s never really learnt how to tie a tie properly,
so hides the extra long bit by tucking it into his trousers
(maybe even his pants?). Definitely a mummy’s boy,
he probably also wears a vest. |
Retro Man:
He bought some funky kipper ties in 1983 and he’s
determined to get his money’s worth! Who cares if
they’re wider than his ever-expanding stomach, he’s
determined to wear them till he retires. |
Ouch! These are really bad!
Do
you know worse? If you know or work with someone whose
dress sense leaves a lot to be desired, let us know
- send your photos to us at badties@tiewarehouse.co.uk
and we'll add them to our Bad Ties Gallery! (Please
ask the tie criminal's permission first! Thank you.)
We'll also have spot prizes for those we think
really need help! |
